Bob Saget took all the money he made from “Full House” and told Hugh Hefner to start looking for a new house. I want to be Bob Saget.

 

Bob Saget’s net worth is so real, Oprah had to commit to Steadmen Graham. I want to be Bob Saget.

 

Bob Saget’s jersey number is retired in all major sports. I want to be Bob Saget.

 

Bob Saget’s frames are made of 100% Alaskan walrus tusk. I want to be Bob Saget.

 

Bob Saget: A Spike Lee Joint. I want to be Bob Saget (and a biopic directed by Spike Lee with the dope camera techniques.)