Dear fast talker,

Slow it down, bro. My ears aren’t going anywhere. There is a speed limit. An auction is not going on right now. Your name is not John Moschitta. Bone Thugs N Harmony are not holding auditions for a 6^th member. Please stop. My ears can’t hear that fast. You’re mispronouncing words along the way. You gave me a paragraph in seconds. Put peanut butter under your gums. As I was writing this, you’re on your 5^th paragraph…Now you’re on your 10^th.  You’re inventing tongue twister and could be patenting them. This is ridiculous.

Sincerely,

razorSHARPE